White Noise leading to Mallika

My blog is called zero noise, alas, only if life could be a noise-free signal... there will be no daily hazards, no loss of data, no jobs for electrical engineers...so much better. Anyway, the noise in my lab is driving me crazy. We have decided to complain to Authoritaas about this...and we have good reasons... dug out from the net that loud noise can lead to prostate enlargement! So much wanted to put this in the complaint, but my labmates wanted it to be a formal and sane complaint, so had to skip that...during the discussions only someone opened rediff and the attention and interest from the complaint was gone...who cares about the noise now! Aparna commented that Mallika is dressed that way to divert people's attention away from her face...whatever, I wouldnt complain about that.